I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
serving size: 4
all 4 me
in your eyes i’m just another brick in the wall of china
friend: guess what????
friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
my only talent is not being in a relationship